There once was a little mole. He really digged digging, as most moles do. One day this little mole went digging a little outside of his comfort hole and ended up running into a few worms.

Now you might be saying to yourself, that's a lovely meal! But no. You see this little mole is very social and likes to strike conversations with strangers. I know, it's weird. The little mole opens his mouth and says "Hey! My name is Jeremy! I can't see you very well, but you smell great!".

The worms on the other hand are absolutely mortified, looking directly up at the mole. "H- hey yo, what's cool homes". Jeremy immediately replies "yo i'm cool bro hey wassup man im hip whats cool". The worms stare at each other for a second, thinking the same thing. Is this mole wack? The fuck is wrong with this moron of a mole?

One of the worms speaks up "that's kinda cringe man just saying". Jeremy's jolly all good mood is suddenly stumped. He feels sad. A little dirt tear rolls down his mole cheek. "I'm just so lonely you see..."- the worms cut him off "and how the fuck is that our problem? yo man just move on bro". Jeremy is stumped yet again and profusely apologies "I'm so sorry, I shall. Have a nice." (There's no day or night underground idiot)

Our little mole friend continues digging, a little slower, a little sadder, and a little muddier as a result. Then Jeremy stops. He sighs but his emotions take the better of him and he starts crying. He can't take it anymore. He's done with everything.

Jeremy turns around and starts going back to the worms he met earlier. The worms notice and try to make a run for it, but are a lot less fast. Jeremy screams "Hey guys, please wait a second!". The worms, knowing they aren't fast enough, decide their best is to comply and stop. One of the worms looks up at Jeremy who's now right next to them and says "What's up man".

Jeremy takes a deep breath and explains how the worms really hurt his feelings and that he felt like he had to explain how they had affected him so they could be more sensitive towards others in the future. The worms pause a moment and suddenly feel an intense pain in their stomach. Was it guilt? Oh no shit fuck ok no Jeremy is fucking eating them holy shit ok that's insane they are dead. Ok.